THE EYES OF IVAN IGER

The museum drew a respectable crowd.  Children marveled at the dinosaur skeletons, adults inspected the treasures and artifacts of the ancient world.  Below, in the basement, Dr. Lester Huygens was cataloging the contents of a musty room that, for the most part, had been neglected since the mid-1800s.  For Lester, it was practically an archaeological dig.  He uncovered mummies and sarcophagi, scrolls and papyri, fossils and pottery and weapons of bronze.

He found something out of place for the museum's area of interest, a jar containing two eyeballs floating in a green, murky liquid.  It was labeled “Eyes of Ivan Iger.”  Ivan Iger!  Once infamous, now forgotten.  But the professor knew the story well.

Ivan Iger, despite an obvious English accent, always maintained that he was a Gypsy from Russia.  Whatever his origins, he had great influence wherever he roamed.  He never sat for an official portrait, but by most accounts there was nothing remarkable about his features – except for the electrifying eyes!

He traveled throughout Europe, making a name for himself as a seer and a hypnotist.  It was in the latter capacity that he excelled, though never on a public stage, which he considered undignified.  Rather he entertained royalty at lavish balls, the rich at garden parties, celebrities in their own dining rooms.  They clamoured about him in throngs, eager to have their fortunes told or to be subjected to his hypnotic spell for the amusement of the other guests.  They filled his pockets with money, which he squandered by living beyond his means.  

There were scandals.  Married women threw themselves at Ivan and he obliged them.  Some feared that politicians were under the influence of his supernatural powers.  Scientific societies challenged him.  His enemies were growing exponentially.

The end of Ivan Iger came in 1818.  Disgraced and reduced to a drunken shambles, he performed on a makeshift stage on the street corner of a London slum.  Some of the onlookers were impressed; others simply spat and moved on.  One day a young woman known to the crowd was brought before Ivan.  He tried to work his magic on her, but she would not bend to his will.  The people laughed at his efforts, cheered at his failure.  Finally, it was revealed to Ivan that the girl was blind.  Enraged, he tore a dagger from his coat and plunged it into the poor damsel's heart!  The crowd was upon him even before the girl, hilt protruding from her bosom, sank to the ground.  They beat him viciously, almost tore him apart.  What little was left of Ivan went to the hangman.

And now his eyes were in a jar – but for what purpose?  Were they originally intended for scientific research, to be measured with calipers, the irises removed and observed under a microscope to see if there were any abnormal qualities?  Whatever the reason, they were preserved and forgotten, buried in the clutter of a room abandoned for over a century and a half.

Lester cleared some of the dust from the surface of the jar with his thumb.  He gazed into the ghastly grey orbs for a while, as if transfixed.  Suddenly, mechanically, he unsealed the lid and removed the eyes, which he then placed on the counter.  And then, with his bare hands Lester tore his own eyes  out of their sockets and replaced them with the hypnotist's eyes!  He blinked a few times and grinned.  There was no doubt about it: Ivan Iger was back!



© 2009 Richard Beland

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